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Stolen Archive file 57: Memo to Tomas leadership about the successful use of parkour in spying
(Header: Top Secret Tomas logo)
Field Report:#1001 Posted by: Junior Agent GatO Attn: Agent Martin
Dear Sir,
Two words: Mission Accomplished. I'm coming home from Paris after infiltrating the Lucian stronghold in Passy. To be frank, I'm feeling trés fantastique right now.
Not that breaking into a multilevel concrete facility was easy. It wasn't. And without your traceur training and the parkour moves developed by the Tomas for exactly this kind of spying, it wouldn't even be possible.
After checking out the building, I started with a tic tac off a corner barrier next to the main wall, turning for a 90-degree cat leap that allowed me to muscle to the top.
After wall running on a rising slope for fifty yards, with a few gap jumps, I rolled onto a second-floor balcony and got in through an unlocked window.
It took me 32 seconds to find my target, the LOGISTIQUE room, but first I had to run up the banister from the first floor, a move that ended with a two-handed vault to avoid major pain. (I always keep your motto with me: Étre et Durer - To be and to last.)
A conference table in the LOGISTIQUE room is where I delivered the dirt: an 8" x 14" sign proclaiming "Bears Rule!" It would have been sweet to hang around for their reactions, but you taught me better -- merci beaucoup.
So it looks like I passed my test. Can I graduate now?
GatO
(sketch of person free-running down a set of stairs, on back of a pink Message form)
