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Stolen Archive file 50: An Ekat agent report on the suspected movements of Heinrich Heinrichson
Memorandum
To: Ekaterina Headquarters
From: Supernova
Date: August 12, 2008
Regarding: Heinrich Heinrichson
My mission to track down known Tomas agent Heinrich Heinrichson has failed. I fear we have underestimated our target. He has been nearly impossible to find, and completely impossible to capture.
Heinrichson's activities over the past months:
JUNE: Sources on the ground in Venice report that Heinrichson may have been in the city disguised as a gondolier by the name of "Marco Capilli." This gondolier was found to speak Italian with a heavy German accent, and matches Heinrichson's physical description. When we moved in for capture, he jumped into a speedboat and lost us on the Grand Canal.
JULY: An Ekaterina couple on their honeymoon phoned in a report about a suspicious cab driver named Lemuel Gulliver in New York. Despite bumper-to-bumper traffic, Lemuel got the couple across town in under ten minutes using aggressive driving techniques and lightning-fast reflexes (and driving on the sidewalk for approximately one third of the trip).
(sketch of a taxi plowing through traffic. Driver has NYYankees t-shirt, and NYMets hat. text says "My sketch of Heinrichson")
The couple asked about this remarkable feat, but "Lemuel" muttered something about NASCAR experience and brushed them off. More suspicious, the subject was wearing a Yankees T-shirt and a Mets cap, which is not something native New Yorkers do. His German accent was also noted. New York City files show no drivers registered under the name Lemuel Gulliver. We are trying to determine why he chose this alias.
(note: Lemuel Gulliver is the name of the protagonist in Gulliver's Travels)
AUGUST: Traveling under his own name (I suspect he was taunting me), Heinrichson made his way by train from Edinburgh, Scotland, to Loch Ness. from he train station, he walked to Nessie's Flipper, a local pub, where he set a record for most orders of fish & chips consumed in one sitting (11). He hasn't been seen since. When we arrived, we even checked the local pharmacies and other places that sell remedies for an upset stomach. Again, we tried to determine what he was doing near Loch Ness, but could not get enough information.
I know I have been a terrible disappointment to my branch in failing to capture this agent. I hereby request permission to resign my position. I miss my telescopes and would like to return home. I am hoping another agent will have better luck tracking down this mysterious and influential member of the Tomas branch.
(sketch of Heinrichson, sitting at a bar, eating fries)
(Ekaterina logo in bottom right corner)
