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[edit] Card 34
| Card #34 - Agent: Alistair Oh | |
 
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[edit] Summary
Alistair Oh entered Harvard at 18 and was kicked out at 20. (It turns out the Dean of the Disciplinary Committee doesn't like pranks involving putting his convertible on the roof. The Dean of the School of Engineering, however, was most impressed.) Who did Alistair turn to after this disgrace? Certainly not his uncle, Bae Oh. It was Grace Cahill who took Alistair under her roof, and her toddler, Hope, who cheered him up. Which made what happened later that much more . . . . regrettable.
[edit] Top Secret
(Bad spelling is from the letter, not me.)
Dear Grace,
Thank u for the birthday prezent.
It looks lik a good book.
I like the piktures of the dimonds.
Uncle Bae woodnt read it to me.
But Im trying to read it myself.
I want to kno if the hope dimond is
curzed. I don't like living with Uncle Bae
he is not very nice. Maybee sumbody will
give him a curzed dimond for his birthday. Will
you do it?
I want to visit u and Fiske again. Because u
are nice. Expeshially Fiske becuz he plays
with me.
Love,
Your cousin Alistair
[Picture of Bae as a devil with tail pointing to first line and caption "Mean Bae".
