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Card #23 - Agent: Victor Wood
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Stolen Archive file 23: Intercepted memo from Ekat leadership to one of their brightest scientists

September 21, 2007

Dr. Victor Wood
Department of Chemistry
School of Science
The University of Tokyo
7-3-1 Hongo, Bunkyo-ku
Tokyo 113-0033 Japan

Dear Dr. Wood:

It is our great pleasure to inform you that your request for funding from The Ekaterina Trust for Promising Young Scientists has been granted. We have set up a bank account in Switzerland for you, and will deposit $100,000.00 each month for the next two years to fund your experiments. In addition, the chemicals you require for your research will be delivered to your lab weekly. (After hours, of course, as the substances are illegal in Japan and most other countries.)

In return for this, we expect:

1) You will maintain a cover by continuing your normal university research under Dr. Lee. Do not allow Dr. Lee to discover your real purpose. He doesn't have a lot of hair left - we don't want him to lose the rest of it.

2) You will IMMEDIATELY cease and desist all experiments involving radium, or anything else Marie or Pierre Curie investigated. We know it's fascinating stuff, but EKATERINA HEADQUARTERS WILL NOT TOLERATE FAILURE TO OBEY THIS ORDER. If this grant goes well, we may allow you to take part in Ekaterina-approved radium research in the future. However, we will make your life HIGHLY UNPLEASANT - if we let you have a life AT ALL - should you ignore this warning.

Congratulations again on your grant. Well done!

Sincerely,

The Ekaterina Trust for Promising Young Scientists

(Ekaterina logo)

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